I love black thongs
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
PANTIES FOUND
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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