Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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