It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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