why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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