they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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