Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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