PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Bring me that man meat
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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