I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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