Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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