what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
