How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
