Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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