if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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