Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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