I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Randomize