our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
