On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
This is the high leading the old right now
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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