office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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