i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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