My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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