I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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