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Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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