I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Sacagawea was the original milf.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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