Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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