You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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