Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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