90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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