Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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