Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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