i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Randomize
