With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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