Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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