he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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