Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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