I must be too annoying 4 u.
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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