Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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