I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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