just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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