Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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