I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Plan B is the new Plan A
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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