you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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