I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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