Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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