Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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