Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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