You work out of a Hotel?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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