we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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