ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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