I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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