thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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