She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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