Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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