areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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