Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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