"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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